"Print On Front Only"

It would be sweet to find out that you are a god with amnesia, wouldn't it? Guess the hardest thing would be not using it for less-than-constructive means, like tossing cars out of your way on the morning commute, using the inhuman strength to impress the ladies, and generally using your hammer to smite people. Maybe that Beatles song Maxwell's Silver Hammer should be about Thor? Well, if you are ever lucky enough to find Mjolnir then you wouldn't even need this shirt! If you don't though, you still might want to get this fine 100% cotton t-shirt designed like Thor's mighty armor. Who knows, it may earn you a spot in Asgard!